Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Even my vagina gasped.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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