Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Randomize
