We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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