Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
This house was built for laser tag.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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