I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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