what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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