I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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