Did you just see the Batmobile???
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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