so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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