Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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