He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We are two peas in an std pod
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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