bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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