yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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