I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
