god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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