just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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