found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Someone signed my nipple.
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