How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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