what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just pee around me
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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