Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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