the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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