The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I stole a fireplace last night.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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