so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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