i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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