we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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