the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Drunk is not a location!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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