Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i will never coherently bang her
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Randomize
