Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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