Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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