it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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