Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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