There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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