Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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