just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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