Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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