Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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