Duck Duck Cougar?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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