dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He passed out mid-signature
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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