is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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