don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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