By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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