he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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