You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
