i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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