People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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