What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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