Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Randomize
