Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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