he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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