i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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