Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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