Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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