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lets start a swedish sibling band together
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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