I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
