: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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