no, he came in my armpit
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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