My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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