I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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