yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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